poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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stuning:

oh she’s hot

*looks at pictures of her* wait nevermind

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roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

image

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sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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itstjxo:

blurredxistence:

itstjxo:

hisandherquotes:

itstjxo:

i love disney but honestly WHAT IS THIS LOOK AT #5 

CLICK THAT AND JUST GO TO NUMBER 5 I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE

seriously #5 is so hilarious imagine her dad being like so do i take the pic or…

Number 5 but… number 10 too. That kid looks as uncomfortable as I feel looking it.

so true tho

itstjxo:

blurredxistence:

itstjxo:

hisandherquotes:

itstjxo:

i love disney but honestly WHAT IS THIS LOOK AT #5 

CLICK THAT AND JUST GO TO NUMBER 5 I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE

seriously #5 is so hilarious imagine her dad being like so do i take the pic or…

Number 5 but… number 10 too. That kid looks as uncomfortable as I feel looking it.

so true tho

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kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

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hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

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